06 我亲爱的偏执狂

终于midterm break了

其实方不放假的差别只在于读书环境(麻坡 马六甲)

开学后依然有3个mid term test

(basic electronic,progammming,applied static)

如果花上整个星期的时间应该不是个问题吧?

(我猜我做不到 不过至少怕死的性格会有点推动力吧?)

今天依然还在马六甲

(被洲大逼的 因为某人要来 所以硬拉我做电灯泡?)

X的 都还搞定星期天的一人游 还搞我

(一人马六甲全天游! 通常要跟家里的老大商量先 所以要早回)

算了 可能有是白讲了 我的假期!!

呼吸有点困难 所以会生病 X!(整理衣物的时候吸入太多灰埃?)

所以现在 我很不爽? 不懂 希望就像RPG game酱一觉醒来就没事

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搞啥! 干嘛 网记标题与内容无关?

其实正如题 我亲爱的偏执狂(跟陈绮贞无关 不过这首也不错听)

我亲爱的偏执狂 Dr Nabil (applied statics lecturer 来自埃及)

因为叫 Nabil 的关系 所以也被叫成 nX beh (请用福建自行翻译)

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"you know actually a exam is just a bunch of food on a dining table"

Nabil又说自己的原则(接下来用对话可能会比较有趣吧)

全场白眼对待 =_=

"is true!different kind of food that is on the table is actually similar to

different difficulty question"他的自信 挽回了不少游荡的心"

just imagine that there is fish,rice,and meat on the table

but you have limited time to fill up your tummy

some of you will choose fish, slowly pick out the bone and eat

In the end of the day he'll still feel hungry bcz he eat nothing

But the one who eat rice meat,they fully feeling up their stomach!

This is similar to the time when you are picking exam question

some of you'll do the difficult question(fish) and when time ups(still feel hungry)

they realised that they've no time for other question

But those who do the easy question(meat rice) first they managed to

finish earlier and do for next question(feel full)"

他滔滔不绝 相信大家都默认他是个好讲师

"SO WHAT!HUH HUH HUH! ALWAYS PICK THE EASIEST QUESTION

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?"(他的口头禅)

"Yes!"面对一段有杀气的话 我们不能说 NO!

"So now we have a important dishes now.."他走向投幕在白板上的问题

"Actually this is also a easy question..1st draw shear force diagram and.."

"突然后方传来另一段响亮的声音

"Excuse me sir..I think we suppose to has this venue as our listenning test at 8pm"

一个看过两三眼的foundation英文讲师说

其实正如那讲师所说的 不过

"Yes i know,but i did received a email from exam unit..

That said we can have class at this venue until 8.30pm"Nabil从来不觉得自己错

(其实考试优先权当然应该给考生)

"Unfortunely we didn't receive any email that related to this"

那讲师有点犹豫的说 想必所有的讲师都知道Nabil不好惹

"Okay i have a idea..We stop at 820pm"

"But sir we cannot afford to lose any time"

"Okay the last tolerate is 815pm but my watch it shows 745pm"Nabil微笑说

"哈哈~喔~"全场失控 狂笑狂拍手

意识是说他还是要上到830pm 因为已800pm

"But my watch it shows 815pm.."那讲师说 一针见血!!

"哈哈~喔~"全场大失控 狂笑狂拍手

Nabil傻笑 捉捉那满是白发的头背

^Dr Nabil他的白发是幽默的象征!!

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^Mr Hung人很好 教书也不错
其实 Thermodyanamics 的 Mr Hung 也是蛮幽默的

通常除了Nabil的课 其他以外的课都很吵(因为Nabil 比较严肃?)

"Aiyo why this class so noisy ar.."Mr Hung用一点都不凶的语气说

"Shhhzzzzzz~"几个前座的学生同声驱赶班上的吵杂声(我也坐在前座吼)

"Students..Actually first year in degree is very importantand

and this Thermodynamic is a very basic subject.."Hung无奈

"Im not afraid to tell u all that there's a big decrease of student in

each year of the degree..Beta year 230,Gamma yaer 190,Delta year 170,

finally there's only around 150 students graduated successfully"

他很冷静 吵杂声没了(可能已意识到这是的重要性吧?)

"And your result can also represent by a graph.."

"PV graph!!!"几个学生喊

"Hahahaha..right right !"全场又开始失控 狂笑狂拍手

^PV diagram Mr Hung的意识是说X-axis=year Y-axis=result

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或许他说的一切都对吧

所以我会是哪年没办法升学的那其中30个?

未知数 我不知道 我不清楚 我不能保证未来会发生的事

不过 我会努力

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